Keanu Reeves is a vampire
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
I think I should interject that Mounet didn’t disappear, he died of heart disease.
(Source: vazerick)
Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one…
